37 Dad Joke Memes for Funny Father Figures Getting Punny With it

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Emmy Pratt • Senior Editor
Aug 29, 2026 12:30 PM EDT

Good luck getting through this list without groaning!

Dads are one of the funniest demographics. Sure, their jokes aren't always cutting-edge comedy you'd see in a list of edgy memes, but they can always make the room relax with a quip that Great Aunt Susan could never accomplish. Dad jokes are great because they're the corniest things in the world. They aren't shackled by embarrassment the way teenagers are, and they don't take life too seriously like old fogies. Dads know that being a cornball is one of the best ways a man can be, and if he can successfully make his wife, teenage children, crotchety old folks, and little babies laugh, he's got more talent than most of us could ever dream of having.

These dad jokes are for dads scrounging for new material, kids craving some puns, grown adults wishing they could hear their dad's bad jokes every day, and meme fans that happen to be scrolling by. Dad jokes are for everybody, and everybody includes you. 

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  • 01

    There are a lot of puns you can make with bear hands and bear arms

    I have these oven gloves. And the joke "I made this with my bear hands" Never gets old.
    via psouza4
  • 02
    If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender.
    via psouza4
  • 03

    You need to commit to the bit further by disappearing forever, never to be seen again

    pilot @pilotviruet honestly will never top the year i told everyone i was going to be amelia earhart for halloween and then didn't show up to the party
    via @pilotviruet
  • 04
    Did you know that Diarrhea is hereditary? Really? It runs through your jeans
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  • 05
    We have two unwritten rules here: 1. 2.
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  • 06

    If you don't get this, you need to get back into math classes

    This is a Stop sine STOD TUT 2TT
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  • 07

    More like "Spring has sprung"

    SPRING IS IN THE AIR. imgflip.com
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  • 08
    If A is for Apple, B is for banana, but is C for? I don't know, what? Plastic explosives
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  • 09
    "SHOESHI
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  • 10

    Do you think he came up with this joke before getting this tattoo, or after?

    "Hey I like your cow" "Oh that's my calf"
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  • 11

    Do you get this one? If so, comment below!

    Cheezburger Image 10659721728
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  • 12
    INDIAN HILL COMMUNITY CENTER NOT ALL MATH PUNS ARE BAD JUST SUM OF THEM
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  • 13

    Captain Jack Sparrow would be proud.

    A SLICE OF APPLE PIE IN JAMAICA IS $2.00. IT IS $2.50 IN THE BAHAMAS. THESE ARE THE PIE RATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
    via psouza4
  • 14

    What whole foods do you eat? And don't say whole wheat...

    Them: I eat mostly whole foods. Me: So do I. Whole pizzas, whole packet of biscuits, whole cakes, whole bags of Doritos, whole tubs of ice cream.
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  • 15
    he needs those parts for his space ship he's going to otter space
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  • 16

    This is a pretty good pun, considering it was written by a dog

    WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH THREE EYES FIIISH
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  • 17

    If you were born in the 2000s, you probably don't get this one, and that's a shame

    Yeah bro? Today, 9:13 PM Hey bro Delivered Did you hear about Maya Hee? Today, 9:13 PM Maya who? Why Delivered Maya Haha Delivered
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  • 18
    iMessage Today 2:54 PM do you know what Sin City is Yeah that's Las Vegas well do you know what Den no City is @decentbirthday mass over volume Delivered
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  • 19
    KO™ @techoglot "Orion's Belt is a big waist of space." Terrible joke. Only three stars.
    via @techoglot
  • 20

    Jack frost nipping at your nose

    ollivandiers What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? mypreciousfandomss What? ollivandiers Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer brennerdee delete this
    via ollivandiers, mypreciousfandomss, & brennerdee
  • 21
    Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework Comp Sci Professor: your dog ate your coding assignment? Me: Prof: Me: it took him a couple bytes 18:08 08/04/2019 Twitter for Android
    via @KylePlantEmoji
  • 22
    I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack... I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
    via psouza4
  • 23
    Glass coffins will they be popular ??? Remains to be seen!!!
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  • 24
    I bet that suitcase is jam packed.
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  • 25
    My friend told me to take these now I'm on a whole new level audilover23 | Memedroid
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  • 26

    Where is Robin? And Alfred? Poor Batman!

    506 Family dinner E
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  • 27

    Imagine if Santa gave kids piercings in their sleep against their parents wishes...that would be pretty punk rock of him.

    My 13 year old daughter wants a nose ring for Christmas. I can hardly contain my excitement
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  • 28
    HOW COME THERE'S BATMAN SHAMPOO CHAIR WAIGHT Shampoo & Bath Gel BUT NO CONDITIONER GORDON?
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  • 29
    69 MARTINEZ WEABER VALLEY SPEEDWAY PHOTOGRAPHY RELAX, I'M UNARMED
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  • 30

    Fellas, do not do this to your wife after a week of her taking care of the kids. You'll thank me later.

    Please can you put ketchup on the shopping list x Shopping is Done it, but it makes it very hard to read...
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  • 31
    His name is Stew. He is the soupervisor.
    via psouza4
  • 32

    Wrong, a bell curve would be above the X axis.

    liz @drinkerthinker it's a bell curve im so sorry 2
    via @drinkerthinker
  • 33
    600 LONDON 100 FRANCE
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  • 34
    'Tis the season For Lease NAVIDAD www.cx.com/victoria Colliers INTERNALUSYAL Tristan Spark Mischa Gringras 250 383 6454 @highfiveexpert
    via psouza4
  • 35
    GLASS
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  • 36
    TIRED
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